What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

Fishing is a popular pastime on many US beaches. What is a type of saltwater fish commonly caught from piers or by wading (flounder, redfish, etc.)?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

California schools are very liberal. Do you think California schools are teaching students to hate Republican views (views on: God, guns, prayer, secure borders, etc.)?

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What story do you have involving a public restroom?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

Why is there so much hate against black people?